Assuck - Misery Index

Genre: Grindcore
Website: Myspace
For Fans Of: Insect Warfare, Pig Destroyer, Discordance Axis

Every week I get a whole pile of mail in my inbox, phone inbox and mailbox asking for advice, usually along the lines of: "qwe, teach me how to be like you" or "qwe o holy teacher, what music should I listen to?" and let's not forget the old adage "qwetherington you are my SAVIOUR!"
This week, however, I was asked about grindcore. I therefore deign to educate you lowly musical commoners on Assuck. Each song on this is around one minute, and each song is face-rippingly intense yet bursting with musicality and technicality. For some reason though, it is easy to listen to. Don't get me wrong' it's a painful listen, but at the same time it isn't difficult music. It's like you become a masochist when you listen to it. It's beating the shit out of you, but you like it don't you you filthy slutbag.

Seriously listen to this. It's only like 15 mins long or something.

And there's no need to thank me, mortals, it's just what I do.

ALBUM: ASSUCK - MISERY INDEX